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Play as Orlok, a powerful vampire who, thanks to a malfunctioning elevator in hell, finds himself launched into a small Polish town called San de Ville. The local priest Torpedo strips him of his vampire powers and blackmails Orlok into doing a whole bunch of stuff for him if he wants his vampire curse back. This leads to a powerless vampire running around in a cassock and playing priest. The story is told through a mockumentary style, complete with a deliberately terrible English dub that sounds like it was recorded in a broom cupboard by people who had only skimmed the script on the bus ride over.

The game plays like a traditional FPS but with a religious twist, purging enemies using holy relics and an arsenal of weapons that ranged from crucifixes to hammers. You can dual-wield eight unique weapons, combining black metal enhancements to suit your play style. Telekinesis lets you hurl objects at enemies, sending them flying across the room like an exorcism scene gone horribly wrong. The game has a similar structure to other modern goofy simulator games: an open map to explore with plenty of collectibles to find, Shatanist graffiti to clean, religious artifacts to find, and exorcisms to perform.

The church is in shambles, and you must buy church restoration blueprints, use modern technology to renovate the temple, increase the faith level, and unlock new attractions such as confession and sermons. Your journey involves not only battling satanists but also performing exorcisms to save possessed villagers from the demonic totems sold by a dodgy pastor. You're able to upgrade weapons with a collectable called Black Metal.

The game is intentionally janky, proudly weird, and deeply committed to its own nonsense, with humor that lands because the game never winks at you, it just barrels forward with absolute confidence in its absurdity. The game becomes more and more varied and wacky as it goes on, with a constant barrage of new mechanics to make the adventure crazier. This title appeals to players seeking irreverent humor, unconventional gameplay, and a willingness to embrace mechanical roughness in service of comedic chaos.